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1.IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2 AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3 AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 4 FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6 IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7 YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8 REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 9 IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, Y...

PAK FA T-50 is the Russian's answer to the American F-22 Raptors. It was design to directly compete with the American F-22 Raptor and American/British F-35 Lightning II. The T-50 performed its first flight January 29, 2010. A side by side comparison between T-50(on the left) and F-22 (on the right). Most of the electronics warfare and counter warfare and weaponry is still classified. But is it safe to say that since it is a 5th generation fighter stealth is included in the design. As far as weaponry goes, the new jet can also carry two long-range missiles developed by the Novator Bureau which can hit targets within a 400 kilometer range. It is said to be much more cheaper to produce and maintain compare to the American's F-22. Since the T-50 is still on testing ground the exact technical specs are classified. But a general concept of the specs are as below: General characteristics:- * Crew: 1 * Length: 22 m (72 ft) * Wingspan: 14.2 m (46.5 ft) * Height: 6.05 m (19.8...

Kotobukiya has revealed their first PVC action figures for their Lost Planet 2 line.Capcom's Lost Planet 2 is the sequel to the hit video game, and will be released for the xBox 360 as well as the PS3. It looks cool.The figures perfectly replicate every details of armor and weapons as seen in Capcom’s upcoming new action video game, which is scheduled to be released in May, 2010 in Europe and North America. Standing at approximately 5 ½ to 6 inches tall. Price to be around USD 39.99. Read More

The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is a fifth-generation, single-seat, single-engine, stealth multirole fighter, that can perform close air support, tactical bombing, and air defense missions. The F-35 has three different models; one is the conventional takeoff and landing variant, the second is short takeoff and vertical-landing variant, and the third is a carrier-based variant. It is to be the world's foremost stealthy, supersonic, survivable, lethal, supportable and affordable multi-role fighter. What is commonly known today as the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Program had its origination in several programs from the 1980s and early 1990s. The JSF program was designed to replace the U.S. military's F-16, A-10, F/A-18 (excluding newer E/F "Super Hornet" variants) and AV-8B tactical fighter aircraft. The F-35 is intended to be the world's premier strike aircraft through 2040, with close- and long-range air-to-air capability second only to that of the F-22 Raptor....

Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." 'Triple filter?" asked the acquaintance. "That's right," Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it." "All right," said Socrates, "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. ...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?" "Yes! I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to j...

(13 August 2009, Quebec, Canada) A 24-year-old woman was ironically successful in her attempt to catch a bus in Quebec City. Clutching a can of pop, the woman ran into a restricted area and tried to flag down 45-foot bus that had left on time--without her. As she tried her best to get herself noticed, she herself failed to notice that the bus was making a swift turn in her direction. A veteran driver said that drivers cannot hear anything over the sound of their engines. The woman was disappeared beneath the wheels of the turning bus, and it was obvious to a former nurse who rushed to her aid that she was no longer able to concern herself with getting there on time. Considering that you have to do something really stupid to get squished by a bus in a transit center--such as sneaking into a restricted area and running under the tires--the bus company does not plan to increase security. A spokesperson said the woman should never have been in the parking lot. Instead of riding home in a c...

Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveiled the company's much-anticipated iPad tablet computer just recently, calling it a new third category of mobile device that is neither smart phone nor laptop, but something in between. Just imagine iPhone but supersize it. You'll get the picture. The price tag for 1 of Apple iPad will start at USD499, a price tag far below the USD1,000. 16 GB models start at $499 for the Wi-fi version, while $629 is the price tag for the 3G version. Not bad. Though the 3G data plan is sold separately , so please bear that in mind when deciding on this. It should be out on the market in two months. The accessory list includes various items like stands, and docks. There a keyboard dock; very useful so your screen doesn’t get riddled with fingerprints all over it. Speaking of keyboards, the virtual, touchscreen keyboard on this thing looks like it will work better than the iPhone’s. Read More

New images have surfaced at UGO.com of the Optimus Prime and Megatron figures for the Transformers: War For Cybertron toy line. They are based on the upcoming video game from Activision. They look awesome... No news on the release date or the pricing yet Read more

Agree or disagree with this little thought as you will as it depends on how one view/treasure the little things in life. Besides H-A-T-E, L-O-V-E; another powerful four letter word in the English dictionary that can give us inspiration, hope, destruction or the butterfly in the stomach effect. There are people whom you can’t imagine what they’re capable of doing, in the name of love. Lucky and blessed are those who love and be loved in return. We cannot expect or ask someone to love us back that’s’ the truth of it. Reality bites and yes, it is happening. It is difficult to find someone whom you’ll find connection with, will accept and love you for who and what you are. Soul mate or true love is just a fairytale for some people who never experienced or failed to be loved in return. I must say in my personal opinion, that true love and/or soul mate come just once in a blue moon. So, if you found one, don’t let him/her go… hold him/her very close to your heart and treasure the moment toge...

Bob got 2 dogs. He recently bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind him asked if he had a dog. On impulse, Bob told her that no, that in fact he was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 25 kgs before he woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in both arms. Bob told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load her pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time she feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again. Bob notice that by now practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with Bob's story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if Bob ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the food. Bob tol...

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed h...

A blogger friend of mine from ahdeedas blogspot recently blog about 1:6 scale Soldier Story CIA SAD Night OPS Version 2. The 1:6 scale version of the CIA SAD operators (as my blogger friend mention and shown) does look awesome and cool but reality is far from what's shown. CIA SAD operators appearances are far from military regular standard looks of clean shave facial hair and crew cut hair style. They are normal looking paramilitary who does not dress up as the normal infantry would such as uniform or uses any of the standard issue assault riffle from the United States Armed Forces for it's combatants. Very rarely the CIA SAD operator is seen with any standard issue items from the United states Armed forces. They need,will and have to blend in with the crowds in order to achieve their task or missions. Little is known about the CIA covert unit. They are one of America's most secretive and lowest profile special ops organizations. The Special Activities Division, sometimes...

Rip off by any other name is still a rip off no matter what's the argument is about. Not even in the animation world is safe from China's-don’t-give-a-rat’s-arse-with-copyright-laws. Animation fans across Asia have been quick to notice that the upcoming Chinese animated series call Astro Plan bears a striking resemblance to Macross Frontier. Look familiar???they took last years best anime and gave it a new name, add some fraking ugly characters and TA-DA, you get next Chinese hit…"An Epic Failure"... So what's next after the epic failure of an anime??games??It'll probably be available on the Chintendo( China equivalent of Nintendo) or Chinbox150 if it ended up a game. With all the woo-haas going around, the question does comes down to is anyone really going to watch this garbage?But then again is a big big world and who knows maybe some perverted brain dead socialite might just get hook on to it. As for the rest of us maybe it will be fun under the influence o...

If you are looking for a ruggedized laptop for some odd reason to be cool then Dell Latitude E6400 XFR i for you. This laptop is designed in a way that meets the military standards and more. It has an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 5 hours of autonomy for the battery, up to 8GB of RAM and the option of a 64GB SSD. The screen has a 14.1 inch display with a special coating that allows you to view it even if there is direct sunlight on it. This laptop can withstand a 70 miles per hour torrential rain and can function in temperatures between –20 and 140 Farenheit. It’s also protected against liquids and dust and can be dropped from a height of 3 feet if the lid is open and 4 feet if it’s closed. Of course the price of the E6400 XFR starts from USD4,299. With that amount kind of cash that you want to spend on this sweet monster for bragging rights, you better hope not only that it is bullet proof but also virus,torjan, spyware proof but most of all idiot proof. You can find more details abou...

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M4 Carbine or colt M4 Carbine is a family of firearms tracing its lineage back to earlier carbine versions of the M16, all based on the original AR-15 made by ArmaLite. The Colt M4 carbine entered service with US Army in 1994. Basically it is a shortened M16A2 automatic rifle with a telescopic buttstock. This carbine was intended as a substitute for submachine guns. It is used by airborne troops, special forces, tank crews, vehicle drivers etc. It is a versatile weapon. Carbine executes single fire and three round burst and it is completed with dioptric sight, however an optical sight can be fitted. Basically all the accessories used on the M16 automatic rifle (such as a modified M203 underbarrell grenade launcher, laser pointers, sound suppressors, tactical lights) are compatible with the M4 as well. There are a few variant of the M4 Carbine: - M4 MWS (Modular Weapon System) by Knight's Armament Corporation (KAC) for - M4A1 :a fully-automatic variant of the basic M4 carbine inten...

Sunday Drive I wish i can do this Sunday drive everyday and everywhere i go..sigh.... nice song by the way..

Hot toys has unveiled their upcoming Movie Masterpiece T-800. The 1/6 scale figure, based on Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in Terminator 2, is set for release on October 4, 2010. The figure will come with a range of accessories, such as a box of roses, sunglasses, a forearm replacement, shotgun, and various replacement hands. The figure will sell for 22,000 Yen (about $240 USD). Is more life like than Arnie... Read more

The Kriss Super V submachine gun was developed by Transformational Defense Industries (TDI). It is currently an experimental weapon. The name Kriss comes from "Kriss" refers to a Southeast Asian fighting dagger. This weapon is intended to provide operators with improved control over accuracy and bullet dispersion, in both semi-automatic and full automatic modes, while firing hard-hitting .45 ACP ammunition. TDI refers to the operating system as the Kriss Super V. The system claims to compensate for recoil by utilizing moving parts that travel down into a recess behind the magazine. This means they travel vertically and forces encountered when they reach the end of their travel act downward, reducing muzzle rise.This feature minimizes muzzle climb after each shot. It also uses a moving weight attached to the bolt, to divert recoil force to the bottom. It also employs hydraulic buffer assembly to decrease rate of fire. This submachine gun is fitted with "Picatinny" ra...

Motorola are going all-in with the Android hand so the announcement of Motorola BACKFLIP Android-running smartphone should come as no surprise. What might shock you, however, is the form factor, which is not like anything else we have seen so far. They just might push the envelope of craziness unless someone else top them in the craziness department. The display of the Motorola BACKFLIP measures 3.1" in diagonal and sports HVGA resolution. The handset is built around the MSM7200A Qualcomm chipset, which means a 528 MHz CPU and 256MB of RAM. The internal memory is 2GB and is expandable through the microSD card slot. The tri-band 3G with 7.2 Mbps HSDPA complements the quad-band GSM/GPRS/EDGE support. Now here comes the selling point, it's namesake Backflip suggest that t he keyboard is on the back on the device, while the display is on the front. Release date is expected to be Q1 2001. Read More

2010 may well be the year of the tablet PC, with multiple companies putting out their own take on keyboard-free touchscreen computers. The most creative take we’ve or will see: The Lenovo Ideapad U1 Hybrid, which boasts a seriously innovative design. One moment, it’s an ultraportable 11.6-inch Windows 7-running, Intel Core 2 Duo-powered laptop. The next: Its screen pops out into a tablet that runs on Qualcomm’s new low-power Snapdragon processor. The U1 is slated for a June 1 release for USD1000. Spec: - 1GHz Snapdragon processor - 512MB DDR1 RAM - 16GB SSD - The dock itself is 3.8 pounds with Intel Core2 Duo U4100 processor, - 4GB DDR3 RAM - 128GB SSD. Read More

New age of warfare has transform the way Navy design their battleship. Hence in November 2001, the US Department of Defense announced that the DD 21 programme for the future surface combatant had been revised and would now be known as DD(X). The programme focus would now be on a family of advanced technology surface combatants, rather than a single ship class. In November 2005, DD(X) was approved for system development and demonstration (SDD). In April 2006, the USN announced that the first ship of the class will be designated DDG 1000 Zumwalt. The second ship will be Michael Monsoor (DDG 1001). The DDG-1000 is planned to feature the following: a low radar profile; an integrated power system, which can send electricity to the electric drive motors or weapons, which may someday include railguns or free-electron lasers total ship computing environment infrastructure, serving as the ship's primary LAN and as the hardware-independent platform for all of the ship's software ensemb...

Battlestar Galactica fans are definitely going to dig this PC case mod. Short of spooling up the FTL’s and jumping, or having the firepower to take out an entire Cylon Baseship, I think this tricked out tower can do everything the actual Battlestar Galactica could do on the show. Behind the BSG logo on the front is a side-loading optical DVD drive, visible even when spinning and beautifully lit from within with some crafty LED’s. A truly master piece if i may say so myself....it is a scale down of some parts of the battlestar galactica. It includes landing bay, dradius, battlestar logo and battlestar aft engines. I hope that's the FTL timer clock!!! Dradius contact!!!!I always wanted to say that..any who the display panel is similar to the ones that we saw in every episode of battlestar galactica series.. It has engine ports too!!!How freaking awesome is that??!!The top is a scaled down version of the landing strip with appropriately lit details. I really couldn’t admire the craft...