Jack Bauer

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Jack Bauer is a character in the TV Series 24. 24 is a show where every second in the show is equal to every second in 'reality'. That means that in an 1 hour episode (45 mins less the commercials), it actually shows the events which took place during that particular 1 hour during the day. As there are 24 hours in a day, that translates to 24 episodes in 24 - that's a season (or a 'Day').

So here's top ten fun facts of Jack Bauer:-

10. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

8. If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands.

7. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

6. If you break one of Jack Bauer's ribs, he'll just use it to stab you to death.

5. Fox executives once tried to cancel 24.... but Kiefer Sutherland asked " Are you a mole?" and it was never tried again.

4. When the doctor who delivered Jack Bauer saw that baby Jack wasn't crying, he spanked him. Baby Jack then turned around and broke the doctor's neck. Jack Bauer does not enjoy being spanked.

3. Those guys on Prison Break should give up, Jack Bauer will only hunt them down next season.

2. If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.

1. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

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