Angry Rodent

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says: - "I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk." Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!" "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Dougo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Dougo, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son.. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Dougo At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now...

The basic laws of human stupidity: THE FIRST BASIC LAW - Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. THE SECOND BASIC LAW - The probability that a certain person will be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. THE THIRD (AND GOLDEN) BASIC LAW - A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses. THE FOURTH BASIC LAW - Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places and under any circumstances to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake. THE FIFTH BASIC LAW - A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.Or stupid person is more dangerous than a bandit.

Recently I was in Kuala Lumpur for personal reasons and I notice that the weather was hotter then usual. Well it was hotter then hell. And it looks like people in K.L should brace themselves for more hotter days to come as a local newspaper reported.Temperatures may go up by 3˚C with El Nino phenomenon as quoted by the local newspaper. El Nino is a climatic condition where abnormal warming of the Pacific Ocean causes dry weather in South-East Asia and northern Australia. And yes if you think that your fart is contributing to the warm climate these days then shame on you. So the next time when you wishes to release your personal hot air think of the global warming effect. It would be great to see the faces of society holding in their farts while continue their daily life..till my next blog...see you in hell..oh wait you are already there...hahahaha