The 'Future is in your hand, hold it gently'
Welcome, welcome, welcome..after a long hiatus let's start off with some jokes.. Excellent poems (do excuse the language though) by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some idiot stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls.... Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written