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Yes, like everyone else in this world;I the Grinch also have a shit list or as known as the new year resolution for the new year. Even with the economic downturn and such my shit list is or may not govern by the effects. Here's my shit list in no particular order:- - Lose Weight = economy downturn need to cut down on my spending and hustle people for food or ask others to pay for my meal. What a great weight loss program.. - Gain Weight = don't think the world needs to Santa. - Pay Off Debt/s = might venture into debt collecting career. - Save Money = need to ask or find people to pay for my things/meal/drinks gladly..a great way to save money... - Get a Better Job = what more better job then being a Grinch? - Get Fit = yes need more stamina to pull pranks these days... - Eat Right = yes, you pay for my meal and I'll eat right, right in front of you that is.. - Get a Better Education = Is there a master Grinch course that I didn't know about? - Drink less Alcohol = the

When the clock strikes twelve on December 31st, people all over the world cheer and wish each other a very Happy New Year. For some, this event is no more than a change of a calendar. For others, the New Year symbolizes the beginning of a better tomorrow..It is that time of the year again, where we all become a year older, where we sent hundreds if not thousands of sms to greet our friends and families a new year, where we embrace the new year with hopes and dreams of our last year’s hopes and dreams..yes, is the new year, a dawn of a new year, a beginning of new day…..yay…The first day of the Gregorian year.. Some of us are preparing a very long list of new year’s resolution while others tend to carry forward the old resolution dust off the dusts and cobwebs and try to avoid it entirely again in the new year so that they can repeat the same process, the same 1 day determination for next year..and there are those who don’t even bother with a new year resolution to start with or the say

Yes, here i thought the hype of the new Adam Sandler movie is gonna be great. Well is great for a quick nap in the cinema. Overall the movie is very boring, acting skills are somewhere over the top at times. Ok, here's the scoop of what's up with bedtime stories..Marty Bronson (Jonathan Pryce) who raises his son and daughter on his own has to sell his homey motel to clever Barry Nottingham (Richard Griffiths) who promises to make Marty's son manager, when he's grown up and has proven himself. Nottingham pulls down the motel to raise a pricey hotel. Although grown up, Marty's son Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) works as a janitor and general servant, but unlikely as it seems, he still dreams of becoming the manager. When Nottingham announces a brand-new gigantic hotel project, he makes his future son-in-law, base Kendall (Guy Pierce), manager, shattering Skeeter's dream. At the same time Skeeter's sister Wendy (Courtney Cox) has to leave town for a job intervi

I always wanted to see movie about apes going outer space and do some monkey business and I wish came true..I present you space chimps. Ok the story about space chimps in a nut shell when a $3.7 billion NASA probe disappears into an intergalactic wormhole, the agency recruits Ham III (Andy Samberg), grandson of the the first chimpanzee in space, to help retrieve the wayward craft. However, Ham is a free-spirited circus performer more interested in zero-gravity hijinks than living up to his illustrious heritage. The simian slacker becomes a reluctant hero and learns the true meaning of courage as he and his crewmates, the fearless Luna (Cheryl Hines) and their uptight commander, Titan (Patrick Warburton), risk everything in an effort to save the peaceful inhabitants of a distant planet from the evil dictator Zartog (Jeff Daniels). Is a so so movie for me personally, there are some funny moments in the movie. Bring your kids along if you have any to enjoy the show. For me personally, is

Ip Man adapted from the life story of Yip Man, the grandmaster of the Wing Chun style of kung fu and sifu of legendary kung fu superstar Bruce Lee. This movie will be the first important record of the master's life. Ip's persistent devotion to Wing Chun is a classic example of the love and respect shown to wushu and the freedom and spirit it represents. Ip Man is a concept, a spirit, a way of thinking - and it exemplifies a new peak in Hong Kong's wushu movies. It was a great experience for me to watch that movie, and when i said great i don't use the word lightly. My great movies in the year 2008 was Iron man and the dark knight. A brief history of sifu Yip as below:Yip Man (traditional Chinese: 葉問; simplified Chinese: 叶问 1 October 1893-2 December 1972) was the first martial arts master to teach the Chinese martial art of Wing Chun openly. He had several students who later became martial arts teachers in their own right, including Bruce Lee. The movie itself fulfill or

Stupidity never cease to amaze me in politics, religion,personal encounter,sport or wherever you can catch a glimpse of stupidity at work. In Malaysia is no diffrent with the exception of there's might be more stupidity at work then other country.Is debatable but let's keep that in another topic shall we?? So some where in Malaysia,George Town, Penang to be exact an example of stupidity at work when some high and mighty religious nut case decided that the I-Dance street dancing competition which begins Saturday 20th Dec 2008 can go on, but no Muslim participants should be allowed in the competition. The state PAS Youth chief Mohamed Hafiz Mohamed Nordin said the organizer must cancel the competition if it is open to Muslims. He said and I quote: “We will not be bothered if the competition is just merely catering to non-Muslims,” After leading more than 500 PAS members and representatives of non-governmental organisations (NGOs) in a peaceful protest in front of Masjid Jamek Ka

Well it looks like the gym that i frequently do my workouts has some very interesting facts or story to tell..And I'm here to blog or bring you the readers some Christmas stories...One of this interesting fact is concerning the occupation or employment of not 1 but 2 particular individuals. I've no idea what's their name and for the sake of the readers on my blog let's give a name those 2 gigolos. The old with experience one we shall call him Bob Sr. and the young with a shoulder length hair we shall named him Bob Jr. Common slang terms for males involved in prostitution include "escorts", "man-whores" or "man-sluts", "rentboys", "hustlers", "working boys", "trade", "call-boys", and "gigolos". Slang terms from other regions include: * gandoo (sub-continent) * hímringyó (Hungarian) * taxi boys (Argentina and to a lesser extent in Chile) * pinguero (Cuba) * chaper

As the new year is coming, I would like to take the time to reflect on the words used or describe things in life. With a dash of hopes and a sprinkle of dreams I do hope that these new words would be dobbed into the Webster dictionary . * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER... A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SINBAD. Si

I do spend a fair amount of time in my work days just waiting for some lard brain to decide to work on the day.Is frustrating but never the least I have to endure it. My boss whose by the way I'm lucky to work with is very understanding and patient about the situation. Even so I like to believe that, everyone has his or hers limits. I've tried many different tactics and yet it never seems to phase me that an adult whose married with a few kids perhaps just never get bored of being told off on what's their roles and responsibility within the organization. No team work between the unit, no cooperation among the staffs; is seriously not my task to babysit them but I do feel like I'm a father to them. After a while one does get bore with their attitude, and some how or some where i need to draw every ounce of strength within me to continue the fight. Is an uphill struggle. Does they even feel guilty for getting paid their monthly salary for sitting on their arse all day lon

Criminals are coward and superstitious. And secondly crime doesn't pay.A burglar entered a house-turned-grocery shop, thinking he was in for a killing. He nearly got himself killed instead. A nominee for the Darwin Award I think. A true story from the local Sunday newspaper and what a way to start one's Sunday.. The owner, who was away to celebrate Hari Raya Haji returned home 3 days later only to find the burglar trapped in the house for 72 hours without food and water.The intruder was fatigued and dehydrated when the owner and his wife returned to the shop.The couple, in their early 50s, found the burglar lying in a room, clasping his hands in an apologetic gesture for his wrongdoing. The saying "never kick a dog when it's down" does and has been apply to this scenario so instead of calling the police,the owner decided to call an ambulance to rush the burglar to the nearest hospital. If were up to me, I might just lock him up in that house again and say bye-bye

In 1951, a sci-fi hallmark (and wry commentary on the political climate of the 1950s), The Day the Earth Stood Still is less concerned with special effects than with its potent message. A humanoid messenger (Michael Rennie) from another world lands in Washington, D.C., with a warning to Earth's people to cease their violent behavior. But panic erupts when Rennie is shot by a nervous soldier and his robot companion, Gort, begins to destroy the capital. Now in 2008 with the latest and greatest Hollywood brains, special effects and technology, Renowned scientist Dr. Helen Benson finds herself face to face with an alien called Klaatu, who travels across the universe to warn of an impending global crisis. She and her estranged stepson Jacob quickly discover the deadly ramifications of Klaatu's claim that he is a friend to the Earth.Now Helen must find a way to convince the entity who was sent to destroy us that mankind is worth saving--but it may be too late. But I fear it is alread

Suspected JI terrorists released from ISA, a terrorist that allegedly housed several terrorists involved in the September 2001 attacks on the United States is release..under whose authority??the home ministry?the deputy prime minister? the prime minister?or was there a voting hotline like the one we saw and came to loved on American Idol?i wonder whats the voting option like??press 1 for release him press 2 for throwing away the keys and lock him in the dungeon.press 3 if you are not sure. Are we even safe with those things out on the streets??yes, he had shown remorse and repentance after almost seven years of rehabilitation. Doesn't meant he really mean it..Of all you know, his playing possum, waiting for the right moment to plan his next move of attack!!!He's playing ISA like a chum!!He was released on several conditions. He has to report to the police regularly and cannot leave Selangor without police permission..yeah..once he got the routine down in his little note book...

Back to work again after a nice long leave..I hate to go back to work but, gotta do what i gotta to do.I'm the best at what i do but sometimes the best at what I do isn't very nice...Is such a drag to start work again after a long holidays then again my monthly salary does kinda motivate or erase or crush all thoughts of skipping work. Is not much but I do need to eat and in today's society we do exchange cash for goods...Not like to good old days where you can exchange a cow for some hams, beacons, cheese and some beers..(dun think they have beacons and cheese yet at those days).... Gosh dragging my ass out of the bed after long holidays is such a pain..but lucky I woke up to an angel so it makes thing less painful, more energetic and extremely happy..yes I'm nuts that way ladies and gentlemen... Is like I'm on my favorite drug and I'm addicted to it..and no is not the drug drug..is the good kinda drug e.g a person,a song,a photo,a baby,a DIY model-kit,a car,a

I've put up all with all of them... I've had it with them..... I'm seriously gross out with them showing around... One more show and I ma loss it and I ma cut them off.... Yes I'm talking about the guys in my gym locker room that goes full nude...Yes is ok to be proud of your little pee pee but the last time i check, the gym locker that i used is not a nude gym..so please for god sake put on some undies or if you are too lazy wrap a towel over it. Is ok to pose in front of the mirror after you come out from the dry/wet sauna or even come out after shower..after all you did work very hard in the gym to get the body you want..but please, let me stress out please while posing in front of the mirror to admire your body be considerate to others as well..the rest of us don't have to be distracted by your fire hose dangling around!!!! Well since I'm at it let go full on alrite??Shave!!!We have the technology!!!You bushy mother-dick-pricks!!!Shave!!!cuz it looks like a

Top ten counter for getting caught sleeping on job 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken ..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..." AND THE BEST OF ALL: 1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus name. Amen."

Why must you muck around with our lives?? Why must you piss us off?? Why must you be so lazy?? Was it fun to know that we are at your mercy?? Was it empowering to know that you have the final say?? Bloody hell, why the frak must I resend my fraking a simple email at least 7 times??Is just my weekly report or just a normal email to my colleague. It got bounce back at least 7 times..a simple mail that got bounce back on my microsoft outlook 7 times..the 1st and 2nd time is amusing i must say, but after the 3rd time i thing it just took much of jerking my balls!!! Well I've call Telekom and some help they provide.No one was there the whole day!!!Does anyone work any more??!!What a bunch of piss-head, lazy ass piss head..bunch of incompetence.. No-one in west Malaysia is facing the same problem as I do over here in KK,Sabah..Yes, Sabah is going ahead forward in time by going backward in technology...

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Well it seems like card has already been dealt on yoga issue as Muslims in Perak will be barred from practicing yoga following the National Fatwa Council’s edict that the practice is haram (Illegal)... That's great the Perak Religious Department director said the state would abide by the decision of the council to disallow Muslims from practicing yoga so does that mean back to taking drugs, lepaking (Loitering) and being Mat Rempit? Those do-do head that make these decision sure make us citizen feel safe huh??I wonder what's next?Ban on workout or aerobics too cuz it will let people to have a better body??I think that would be the next move!!300million sperms and the retarded ones that's got away and now sitting on the director position..wow!!un-freaking-believable!! Even Muslims themselves are shock,disappointed and confuse about the decisions made by the National Fatwa Council.Yoga that is being taught in yoga centres nationwide only concentrates on techniques and has not

Yes...it has been awhile since I last taste it...... It has been awhile since I last pay for it..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed it.... It has been awhile since I last addiction to it...... It has been awhile since I last call for it.............. It has been awhile since I last longing for it........ It has been awhile since I last saw it..... It has been awhile since I last i could hold my head up high..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed with the company of my friends..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed my friends paying for it....... It has been awhile since I last woke up from it.... It has been awhile since I last smelt it............. Yes...It has been awhile since I had any alcohol consumption....It goes by many different names ranging from average joe blow like Carlsberg, Tiger, Heineken, san miguel,corona to more elegant names like hennessy, Jack Daniel, Johnny Walker, Vodka, Martini and so forth so forth..but the bottom line is..it gets u drunk n

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off

Yes, the society today has a new enemy. Enemy that so powerful yet it has many followers. Enemy that so fearful is impossible to stop it's movement..It is so dangerous to the point it might be on the top 1 wanted list in the Interpol, CIA and FBI. Is not al Qaeda, Armed Islamic Group,Abu Sayyaf or Tamil tigers..is yoga!!!!yes you heard me is yoga!!yoga is the enemy!!! Is amazing how butt heads in Malaysia make a fuzz about yoga. Muslim and church group is making a fuzz about it..yes finally Muslim and church groups found something in common to hate besides each other and the Jews- The Evil Yoga Empire!! Let the evil yoga empire burn in hell!!!How dare yoga practitioner corrupts the mind and body of the today's society!! I'm sure those are the same people that has an IQ no higher than their coffee cup and couldn't find their ass with their hands even they are sitting it! I'm sure the fate of the yoga practitioner will be swift and just!!!To hell with Yoga!!What a bun

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Wanted criminals shot dead If you were in the 16th until late 18th century or depending on how fast one nation grow a brain one would have fear bout black magic or believe in hocus-pocus she-bang. But then again in the 21st century if you are un-educate, 3rd world country cockroach with illegal citizenship in other country then probably is easy for one to depend on black magic for daily source of living. Especially if you are from Indonesia and the only way black magic can be put in good use is by committing criminal sprees. Well shit happens is all we can say to the four numb nuts Indon criminals who believe in black magic. Those numb-skull criminal who believe they were immune against weapons and the long arm of the law found it the hard way that whoever sold them the idea of the power of the black magic and its protection is a load of bull crap!! It must be a Kodak moment when Indon criminal roaches found out that their so called witchery is no match for good old fashion police fir

Picture worth a thousand word..in this case it shows how creative can Malaysian driver be when coming to parking.Malaysian must have redefine the art of parking and double parking..is just a matter of time before the proud owner of the smart car receive a Darwin award..God's delay is not God's denial. Let's all pray and hope for the safety and sake of others, that that creative car-parker remove him or herself from the human gene pool.. I'm sure he/she can think of a very creative ways to kill him/herself...

Bright Idea blow up fast!! 7th November 2008:Malacca, Malaysia: Macgyver is laid-back, extremely resourceful, highly intelligent, optimistic secret agent of a action hero that we all came to love in the mid 80s. Thomas Alva Edison was an American inventor and businessman who developed many devices that greatly influenced life around the world. However Macgyver is a fictional character that was created to entertain TV viewers and Thomas Alva Edison never tempt fate by fusing both cooking gas with vehicle under the guise of saving fuel. Both of the latest Darwin Award nominee brothers Mohd Hailmi Ishak, self-employed electrician, age 25 and Rosli Ishak, also electrician, age 30 model themselves from following the footsteps of Mr.Macgyver and Thomas Edison with a bang. Both of them are very resourceful like Macgyver and electrician and inventor like Thomas Edison. However both of this “geniuses” lack of common sense makes up in creativity by removing themselves from the gene pool. Both Da

Finally, the world that makes sense!!!Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Raja Kamarudin was released from his two-year detention under the Internal Security Act!!!!He's free!!! Now it would be a perfect world if someone bring Home Minister to justice for abuse of power!!!Not only he abuse his power for his own political purpose but also bring fear to the public with his gestapo a.k.a ISA and lie to the public about his actions under the guise of national security. Come on dude!!!Raja Petra Raja Kamarudin is a writer not a terrorist!!He fight with his pen not with guns!!! Terrorist can be split up into six categories. 1.Civil Disorders – A form of collective violence interfering with the peace, security, and normal functioning of the community. 2.Political Terrorism – Violent criminal behaviour designed primarily to generate fear in the community, or substantial segment of it, for political purposes. 3.Non-Political Terrorism – Terrorism that is not aimed at political purposes but whi

How to tender your resignation letter. Below are some samples of how to write a creative resignation letter.It should be short yet simple and no feelings attach to it. Sample number 1, short to the point but not formal. Sample number 2, a bit more detail but still not that formal yet. Sample number 3, comes to people as a crybaby. Whiner. a whinging Pom!!! Sample number 4, really means business!!

Behold the best parenting skills of the year...I bet his kids must be very very proud of having such father, using the baby stroller to replace the supermarket cart.. I wonder does the dad ever thought of replacing his baby with a few cabbage and plus some pineapple?I mean hey, who needs the baby right..so dump the baby or place the baby at the frozen meat section and create more space for more stuffs to buy right?I'm sure his parents taught him that unique parenting skills and he is now practicing it to his kids.Maybe, just maybe if his baby is lucky the baby might get picked up by someone and to be sold for RM1.50 per kg... I wouldn't be surprise if the kid grew up angry and plotting to kill the dad.. I wonder what was going through the dad's mind when he was placing the food onto his baby stroller with the baby in it??Did the dad does other things to the baby too e.g rob a bank or jewelry shop with the baby tie in front of his chest as a bullet proof vest?Or Hang the bab

I personally reckon that all employee appraisal form should be as simple ans easy as this one: Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold. Knowledge [ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff [ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous [ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous [ ] Freaking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ Accuracy [ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with girls [ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass [ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten [ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice Attitude [ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently [ ] Brown nose in good standing [ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop [ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will Reliability [ ] A really dependable little cocksucker [ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time [ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the f*cking door

The International Council of Man Laws. 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the we

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff,

This kid can and will go very very far in life..

Well all, I wrote a poem back in the year 2000..yes...i have feelings too...I wrote it and kept it to myself cuz i thought it was kinda lame and stupid as well..but hey the world these day are fill with lame and stupid person and 1 of them actually is running our country!!!!So here goes.. The Red roses are everyone's favorites, No matter your skin,religion or age, Every year on those special day, someone will sent them tied to a beautiful bouqet. For me it does not matter what the occasion is, Everyday is a special day for me, From the moment that I was born,till the very end of my life. I live my life with full of joy, from day till the night. If someone ask me how to express my love and all, I'll say:" I love you like the years before, as every moment I share with you, You are the only one in my view. Love you even more today then yesterday and always forever more. Cuz every time I'm in pain, You'll kiss my all my problems away. I dare not imagine the world witho

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 30 (Bernama) -- Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi on Thursday clarified that the actual price for the intended purchase of Eurocopter helicopters was RM1.67 billion. He said the "round up" figure of RM1.7 billion given earlier was a mistake...yes Mr.Abdullah the lame..RM1.67 billion and RM1.7 billion may be not far apart in digits or numbers but in the actual ringgit and cent is a heck lot of money!!! Is not like RM1.70 and you said is was only RM2.00 after rounding it up.Or maybe the rounding up figure has your pocket money in it??A bit sore huh for not getting your cut unlike the your deputy prime minister the limp got out from the whole deal and every deal while he was in the defense ministry chair. That was the 1st foul up that the lame prime minister did.(Let's all give him the benefits of the doubt here ok..) the 2nd foul up was he mention that Armed Forces Should Equip Themselves With Modern Weaponry Skills.. KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 30 (Be

Alcohol may impaired one judgment, drugs is bad for health; but if one combine the two together then we might just have a Darwin award winner. (26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water. Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap. Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket. source from www.darwinawards.com

Have anyone of you have one of those days where you just want to be alone and there's always a pesky bug who actually don't get the clue??They can't compute the simple sentence leave me alone. Top ten way or things to say to get rid of them pesky bug! 10.shoo.... 9.come closer and feel my bite.... 8.talk to the hand..... 7.grrrrr........(add drooling for a better effect) 6.i'm hungry,hope u taste like chicken..r u vegetarian?(laugh with them for while and say)...i'm serious...(add the serious look and make u stomach sound for great effects) 5.someone here sure smells bad with a capital "B" in it!! 4.u smell that??(fart and smile at them)... 3.So whats on the "extras" menu tonight? 2.Do you want to see the back of your ears without using a mirror??(smile at them while you are playing with any sharp objects e,g knife, pen etc) 1 (laugh hysterically and smack ur forehead) then said" stop it u 2" (and continue to giggle)....

Here’s and interesting news that I came across in Tokyo a 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police. According the news report: ”The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.” Who the heck in their right track of mind is that piss off to do such heinous crime!!Quickly, someone call batman to save our soul..Call Iron man…Obviously this women is a few fries short of a happy meal or a she is depriving a village somewhere of a moron! She said and I quote:"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," as sh

"I just got an idea"..Is probably the 5 most dreadful word in English language. Especially when i use it. Not saying that is a good or great idea, and i am diffidently not saying is a bad idea idea either; is just an idea and that's how we roll. So my idea for my blog is to do a top ten list of anything or everything. So here we go for today's top ten list is top ten "ways to annoy people in the elevator": 1.start crying and say "i'm claustrophobia"... 2.sing the "sesame street" theme song until u reach your intended floor... 3.said"is it me or is the elevator is getting slower?" 4.yell out:"who farted" even if no one did... 5.look at someone cheekily and said"i know you're gonna fart in here.." 6.yell out:"beam me up,scottie!" 7.call out "tickets please" to everyone that got in the elevator... 8.said out loud:" i hope that last cable doesn't snap before i get off.."

Fitness Reps The British Military writes Evolution Personnel Reports which are officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s".... - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - I would not breed from this Officer. - This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. - When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. - He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. - He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. - Technically sound, but socially impossible. - This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - Always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. - This young lady has delusions of adequacy. - When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged conside

There was a man who had two friends. One just passed away and another was on his way to Hawaii on a plane. The man had someone send each of his friend a card. One to the man on the plane and one to the funeral.The person who was to send the cards got them mixed up. The friend on the plane got a card saying "Sorry you died in a plane crash" The funeral got the card saying "where you are going is very hot"

Observing a vow of silence, a monk was allowed to speak only two words every five years. One monk on his fifth year said: "coffee's weak"....On his tenth year he said: "bread's stale".... On his fifteenth year he said: "porage cold"....On his twenty year anniversary he said:... "I quit!"..In a rage,the head monk stood up and yelled "Well I'm not surprised, ever since you have been here, you have done nothing but complain!"

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

If you were wonder where I got them random questions than wonder no more, I got these random questions from my blog under the edit profile section. And if you were wondering why I get these question than please feel free to let me know to, cuz I seriously have no freaking clue on why do I even do this. So here are some of the random questions that good old bloggy generate. I know I should have stop at 10 but hey let’s have some fun here. So below are some random in no particular order and me trying my very best to answer them all to my very best, creative and honest opinion. Rate them and tell which 1 you like. 1.Random Question: Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood? My answer: neither. Is this a trick question? 2.Random Question: When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy? My answer: 1 too many times...why are you jealous?? 3.Random Question: The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new sty

Snowmobiles and alcohol are a dangerous mix.Hence the saying don't drink and drive even if it is a snow-mobile.Then came the rabbit into the equation. After a day spent partying and racing snowmobiles in the wilderness, a group of snow-mobilers were headed back to their cabin, when up popped a jackrabbit! They gave chase. Several collisions were narrowly averted, and so all the snowmobiles backed off... except one daring speed racer. This snow-mobiler kept his eye on the quarry and rapidly closed in. The rabbit darted aside to save itself. The snow-mobiler closed in again. The rabbit ran toward the road, where there was less snow. Trying to ram his rabbit before it crossed the road, the man accelerated to Mach 1. But the rabbit had other ideas. It darted into the culvert beneath the road. Witnesses stated that the snow-mobiler never even braked. There was a metallic crunch as the accelerating vehicle rammed into the culvert, followed by a blast that shattered the snowmobile into a

Till Death do us part. (7th October, 2008 Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia) If you are a demolition specialist then there are a few things or check list that you would keep in mind to ensure yours and others safety for health reasons. The basic check lists (in no particular orders) are: 1. Safety, meaning don’t bring work back home and follow proper procedure. 2. Emotional check, meaning if you are having your mood swings on that day is in everyone best interest you take a day off and not to tempt fate with your resentment or depression state. 3. Marital issues, meaning don’t bring work back home and tempt with fate with mood swings base on any martial issues. 4. Job description, meaning if you are a fishermen then you shouldn’t be using or working around any explosive ordnance in the 1st place. And of course lastly 5. Having a good solid common sense or knowledge, meaning grow a brain or get a brain and use it wisely. As our latest Darwin award candidate from Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia wh