Top Ten counter for getting caught sleeping on job

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Top ten counter for getting caught sleeping on job
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken ..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."
AND THE BEST OF ALL:
1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus name. Amen."

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