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1/100 Zentradi Battlepod

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It's finally here! The 1/100 Zentradi Battlepod! Just announced from Toynami! The Robotech or Macross Zentraedi Tactical Battlepod is Volume 2 of the Robot Vinyl Collection! This 1/100 scale model was designed to fit in perfect scale with the 1/100 scale Transformable Veritech Action Figures. This Battlepod Vinyl is strictly limited to only 2,000 pieces worldwide! price estimate around USD25.00 Due Feb 2010!!!

The Bible and a Haircut

The Bible and a Haircut A young boy had just received his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, read your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I am really proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this, his father repl

Tax

This is worth reading. The tax system explained in layman's terms... Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this... The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by £20." Drinks for the ten now cost just £80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what a

The first Christmas joke - and it is Scottish

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough.!"..'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her" Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts, 'I'll take care of this!" She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wi

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . • The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS • A woman has the last word in any argument. • Anything a man says a

Never mess around with flight attendant

A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told the passenger that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super..' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, Bitch.'

golden years

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me." The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

Thought of the day

In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this: "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain c ells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after

Australian Letter of the year

Australian letter of the year This is an actual letter sent to the then DFAT Minster, The Hon Alexander Downer and the then Immigration, The Hon Minister Amanda Vanstone. The Government tried in desperation to censure the author, but got nowhere because every legal person who read it nearly wet themselves laughing! Please excuse the language contained within, but I suspect the author was somewhat upset? I'll let you decide! Another happy customer of the Federal government. A fabulous characteristic of Australians is that we are far more direct and outspoken than others when dealing with the sort of elected wanker who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what they were trying to communicate. Below is one such wonderful communication... Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and ye

Another complaint letter

Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from ‘the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the

Adopt a Terrorist Program

More Governments should also adopt similar tactics ......Take a minute to read this... its quite humorous !! A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She received the following reply: National Defence Headquarters MGen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT 101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2 Canada Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are crea

Saw It Coming!

Source from http://www.darwinawards.com/ (27 June 2009, Pennsylvania) A severe storm damaged power lines and left 17,000 homes without electricity. Mieczyskaw Mil, 64, was one of the affected parties. His power line serviced only 17 homes and therefore was one of the last to be repaired. Seven hours after the line fell, Mieczyskaw Mil finally lost his patience. The old man had been shooed away repeatedly by firefighters who were guarding the power line. "Police and firefighters literally chased him away. We did everything we could," said Dick Martinkovic, commissioner of public safety in Sullivan County. But they were not prepared for the homeowner's sudden bold move. Frustrated with waiting, Mil emerged from his home shortly after midnight with an industrial circular saw in his hand and plastic bags on his feet. He stood in a puddle of water and attempted to saw through a 4800-volt feeder line that was dangling off the pole. He fell and became tangled in the hissing and

Double Dipping

from http://www.darwinawards.com/ (3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours leading to standing water, and stranding cars on several roads. Rosanne Tippett, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she possibly had a beer, according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to share her intentions, saying, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine." North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped. Ms. Tippett had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction. The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Ms. Tippett's path home. But Ms. Tippett rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water. He then inte

Revoltech

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1st of it's kind for revoltech...from the norm of focusing on the articulation and joints manipulation gimmick..Revoltech has take it 1 step further by making it transformable... Release date for it is on 15th Janauary 2010 Price is 2,400 Yen which is equivalent to RM 90 plus Might be the same size scale with all the Revoltech release. Never "complete transformation" before in the Revoltech series, I believe it's natural to ask if there's any part-swapping involved. Don't know what to expected, but one can't get too excited about it since they look just like every other small scale Valkyrie...something for those die hard Macross fans all around the world...

Lil Formers

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tot of sharing this artist great work with ya...his name is..no.no.no wait...let me do a better intro of the artist... "DING!!DING!!DING" Ladies and gentlemen i would to welcome you the one and only, the legendary, the greatness,the mighty awesome, the Cowabunga-ness with a captial C( and yes cowabunga is a word...ok ok is gonna be and might be and should be a word), Matt Moylan!!!!!!! Matt Moylan is a former editor and staffer for Dreamwave's Generation 1 comics. Currently, Matt works as Managing Editor for comic publisher and art house UDON Entertainment. He is also a contributor to Hasbro Transformers Collectors' Club magazine, providing Lil Formers strips.Matt also designed the logo for Fun Publications. head on down to his website at http://www.lilformers.com/

Yamato 1/2000 scale Macross SDF-1

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Yamato has announces the release of 1/2000 Complete Transformation Macross SDF-1 Prototype Model Kit (Heavy Duty Resin Ver.) this year December.Not very sure if this is going to be the actual release of that 1/2000 Macross SDF-1 as shown in past event and expo, as the name implies, one needs to assemble and perhaps paint this gigantic resin kit. The shear size alone means that Yamato does put in a lot of effort to perfect the design. A new material, "Heavy Duty Resin" - PU (a combination of resin and polyurethane) is used to produce the parts so that they are strong enough to support the model's weight, and for the transformation gimmick. Zinc alloy is also used for those parts. There are about 400 parts to be assembled for this model. At 1/2000 scale, the ship will be 640mm in length And the price? 210,000 Yen which roughly if you do the exchange rates correctly is around RM7,900 round it up to RM 8,000!!!!is only for those diehard Macross/robotech fans!!!

Am I too angry and why?

Here’s a thought I would like to share it with you. We all know what anger is, and we've all felt it before and many times whether as a fleeting annoyance or as full-fledged rage. It wouldn’t be the first and trust me it wouldn’t be the last either. Anger is a completely normal, usually healthy, human emotion. But( let me stress it again BUT) when it gets out of control and turns destructive it can lead to problems e.g problems at work, in your personal relationships, and in the overall quality of your life. Anger can make you feel as though you're at the mercy of an unpredictable and powerful emotion. So the question is what is anger? Anger is an emotion whereby emotional states that varies in intensity from mild irritation to intense fury and rage. Like other emotions, it is accompanied by physiological and biological changes; when you get angry, your heart rate and blood pressure go up, as do the levels of your energy hormones, adrenaline, and noradrenaline. Some view anger

Should you exercise on an empty stomach?

Should you exercise on an empty stomach? There’s a common misconception of should one workout on an empty stomach. Many people assume that to lose weight fast, one should exercise on an empty stomach. But the truth is workout on an empty stomach is not healthy. Besides knowing to not workout on an empty stomach, is as important as to know- what should one eat before exercise? What should one eat, after workout? And last but not the least. When should you eat before and after your workout. So should you Exercise on an Empty Stomach? If I exercise on an empty stomach in the morning, will I burn more fat? Now with an outside chance of understanding science plus a dash of common sense and a teaspoon of magical fairy dust, we all know that the basic function of food is to provide energy to your body. To perform exercise, you need energy. So, if you exercise on an empty stomach, your body will not have enough fuel to power your workout. As a result, you will be weaker and more tired, and no

To lose or not to lose..weight that is

If you are a gym rat like me, then you’d probably heard or have some of your gym buddies’ trying the sauna is good for losing weight sales pitch. I’ve came across a few of those deluded weight watcher community in my lifetime. I personally tried it myself to see whether is a myth or not..And with a heavy heart to all those sauna lovers or fat lazy arses the myth is busted….Sure sitting inside of a hot sauna for any period of time will make you sweat and we all know that sweating releases fluid from your body. So the longer you sweat the more fluid you’ll lose. But this fluid lose is really the only weight loss that you see from sauna use. Once you are done with the sauna for the day, it is highly recommended that you drink lots of water after you've cooled off. This basically puts the lost fluid right back inside of your body. Back to square one!!!! Many sauna companies boldly state that just twenty or thirty minutes inside of their sauna will burn anywhere from three hundred to on

Genie

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in b

Complaint Letter to the cops

Genuine Complaint to Edinburgh Police......names and telephone numbers are being take out to protect the identity of the author of the letter and the cop True email sent to the force, lengthy but absolutely brilliantly written..... Anonymous correspondence from a member of the public: Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal,carrier pigeon or ouji board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments(I think you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just off Commercial Street in Leith. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which r

Godfather

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen $10 million. The bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational plus, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: &quo

IRISH WAR DECLARATION

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy,” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you. We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty.” “Well, Paddy,” Sarkozy replied, “This is indeed important news. How big is your army?” “Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eleven.” Sarkozy paused. “I must tell you, paddy that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.” “Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring you back.” Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!” “And what equipment would that be paddy?” Sarkozy asks. “Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.” Sarkozy sigh

I need help!!!

Dear beloved readers, Eclipse is coming the eclipse is coming!!Run!!Hide!!Die!!!Many Indian astrologers say this week's total solar eclipse is a bad omen that will bring violence and turmoil across the world. Bunch of lies from a stupid, retarded dumb muthafrakers!!! These soothsayers and so called astrologers are primarily looking for opportunities to enhance their business with predictions of danger and calamity. On Wednesday 22nd July 2009, the moon will come between the Earth and the sun, completely blocking out the sun, and astronomers, scientists and secularists are trying to play down claims of evil in connection with this natural phenomenon but nooooo…not for some Indian astrologers. According to Hindu mythology, the two demons Rahu and Ketu are said to "swallow" the sun during eclipses, snuffing out its life-giving light and causing food and water to be unfit to drink. Prayers, fasting and ritual bathing, particularly in holy rivers, are encouraged, while pregna

Did I marry the right person

Here's a thought that I would like to share it with all of you. Agree or disagree with as you will as it depends on how one view/treasure the little things in life. DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON? Many people especially woman asked a common question "Did I married the right person. Or is this Mr.Right. How does one know if he or she is married to the right person?' Here's the answer. EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse / partner . You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies (unconventional behavior/habit) .. Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called 'falling' in love... Because it's happening TO YOU. People in love sometimes say, 'I was swept of my feet.' Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were

Parents conversations

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '. The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''. The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '. The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?' She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God !....

another Joke

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says: - "I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk." Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!" "Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Dougo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Dougo, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son.. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Dougo At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now

THE BASIC LAWS OF HUMAN STUPIDITY

The basic laws of human stupidity: THE FIRST BASIC LAW - Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. THE SECOND BASIC LAW - The probability that a certain person will be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. THE THIRD (AND GOLDEN) BASIC LAW - A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses. THE FOURTH BASIC LAW - Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places and under any circumstances to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake. THE FIFTH BASIC LAW - A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.Or stupid person is more dangerous than a bandit.

A nice day in hell

Recently I was in Kuala Lumpur for personal reasons and I notice that the weather was hotter then usual. Well it was hotter then hell. And it looks like people in K.L should brace themselves for more hotter days to come as a local newspaper reported.Temperatures may go up by 3˚C with El Nino phenomenon as quoted by the local newspaper. El Nino is a climatic condition where abnormal warming of the Pacific Ocean causes dry weather in South-East Asia and northern Australia. And yes if you think that your fart is contributing to the warm climate these days then shame on you. So the next time when you wishes to release your personal hot air think of the global warming effect. It would be great to see the faces of society holding in their farts while continue their daily life..till my next blog...see you in hell..oh wait you are already there...hahahaha

Payback

from the source www.darwinawards.com (27 December 2008, Serbia) 23-year-old Strahinja Raseta was wanted by Croatian police for murder, as well as for a spectacular robbery of a central post office. He fled to Serbia to evade the law. But even bad guys have friends. Raseta had a friend, and his friend had lent him E15,000. Some loans can never be repaid. This was such a loan. Finding himself unable to earn or steal the funds needed to reimburse his friend, Raseta attempted to end the matter in another way--by murdering the lender! He crawled under his creditor's Jeep and planted an explosive. However, the muffler was still hot, and the heat set off the explosive while Raseta was beneath the vehicle. He died in hospital the next day in the Serbian capital city of Belgrade, illustrating the truth of the Shakespearean adage, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be."

Before you put your foot in

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There's lots a fish spa treatment center popping up in Malaysia. But no one actually seems to know or have any knowledge on how hygienic is it. Well good thing the I a.k.a thee grinch is here to let you know as part of my giving back to the community program. Letting live fish give people pedicures could transmit infections.Yes they can clean the tank, yes they can clean the water, but there's no guarantee that the fish aren't carrying something from the previous customer. Just imagine how HIV is being transmitted and convert that transmitting ways to you and the fish spa and you'll get the pretty picture.. Even there's no reported case yet but still let's err on the side of safety. Fish Spa treatment center mainly uses garra rufa and the ..Here are some facts above the lovely fish that nibble your feet in the fish tank: - Originated from the Middle East in rivers & springs. (mmm..very dirty places) - Researched species of fish in Turkey as they are Protec

Way to stop a conversation

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ’Let’s talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power w

trekies...

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not a big fan of the star trek world or star wars world but hey if J.J abraham says he's doing a movie about star trek then i'm watching....like every other star trek movies it's boring and kinda well boring... here's the scoop on star trek..:"The fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of bitter rivals. One, James Kirk, is a delinquent, thrill-seeking Iowa farm boy. The other, Spock, was raised in a logic-based society that rejects all emotion. As fiery instinct clashes with calm reason, their unlikely but powerful partnership is the only thing capable of leading their crew through unimaginable danger, boldly going where no one has gone before. .." I went and watch this movie without any expectation and i came out the movie with a smile on my face..is has believable characters, good acting, nice effects, good comedic timing/punch lines...is a good movie... i personally enjoyed it...now is your turn..go see it...

Movies....

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a long hiatus on my blog indeed..ok back to bizness.....moviee,movies and some more movies...i'm a comic geek...n wolverine is 1 of my many favorite comic book character..so after learning my lessons that hollywood will twist n turn the story comic story..i didn't hold my breath on the latest comic book adaptation to the silver screen.:"X-men origins: Wolverine".. Here's the scoop on the movie.."X-Men Origins: Wolverine" tells the story of Wolverine's epically violent and romantic past, his complex relationship with Victor Creed, and the ominous Weapon X program. Along the way, Wolverine encounters many mutants, both familiar and new."... Hugh Jackman as wolverine is to me kinda believable( that's after all the 3 x-men movies he stared in)..it was disappointed for me whn a hollywood director cramp 35 years of wolverine history in just an hour plus movie.. is an ok movie..not that great and it does not suck...

Rules of Engagement

The Man Rules We always hear 'the rules' from the female side ...Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1... Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If y