Angry Rodent

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up: @ PRISON @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ WORK You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ PRISON You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK For good behavior, you get time off For good behavior, you get more work @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself @ WORK You can watch TV and play games @ PRISON You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK You get your own toilet @ PRISON You have to share the toilet with people who pee on

Square Enix who previously focused soley on Final Fantasy characters during the 1st few years of their Play Arts line, now are venturing into other territories. One of the next games they are taking on is HALO Reach! Mcfarlane Toys won't be the sole producer of highly detailed HALO figures any longer!

Ubisoft had their own booth at the recent San Diego Comic-Con 2010. There, they were showing new toys based on some of their popular game franchises e.g Assassin's Creed 2, Splinter Cell, and Raving Rabbids.

Hot Toys is proud to present the 1/6th scale Ezio Collectible Figure from the Assassin’s Creed II video game series. The real-like collectible is fully poseable, specially crafted based on the image of Ezio in the video game, highlighting the newly developed head sculpt, highly detailed costume and weapons. It is Hot toys first figure from their recently announced Assassin's Creed II license.No Price tag on it yet thus far The 1/6th scale Ezio Collectible Figure specially features: - Authentic and detailed fully realized likeness of Ezio in the video game Assassin’s Creed II - Approximately 30 cm tall - TrueType body with over 30 points of articulations - Real-like hair sculpture with detachable ponytail tied up with ribbon - Three (3) pieces of interchangeable posing palms including - One (1) pair of open palms (right palm

A company by the name of INCUBOT has released images of their upcoming Voltron based USB portable drive. Is a 2GB of memory USB portable drive. No news on the price or release date yet.

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk knife maker was walking by the hospital coming back from a show, when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his(laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, What the heck is going on here? The drunk, still staring down repli

Future weapons. MR-B assault riffle. If not mistaken it is model after FN2000 individual 5.56mm weapon system. Only solider that uses this weapon are the ghosts... Hopefully the game can and will live up it's hype and predecessors.

An old man and woman were married for many years and they grew to hate each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?' The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside d