Work environment

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:


@ PRISON


@ WORK

You spend most of your
time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

You spend most of your
time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ WORK

You get three meals a
day, fully paid for

@ PRISON

You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ WORK

For good behavior,
you get time off

For good behavior,
you get more work


@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you

@ PRISON


@ WORK

You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV
and play games

@ PRISON

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK

You get your own toilet


@ PRISON

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family
and friends to visit

@ PRISON

You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no
work required

@ PRISON

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars



@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens



@ WORK

They're called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

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