Employee Appraisal From

I personally reckon that all employee appraisal form should be as simple ans easy as this one:

Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet

This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.

Knowledge

[ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff
[ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[ ] Freaking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ



Accuracy

[ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with girls
[ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
[ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice



Attitude

[ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently
[ ] Brown nose in good standing
[ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will



Reliability

[ ] A really dependable little cocksucker
[ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the f*cking door
[ ] Totally f*cking useless/worthless



Appearance

[ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[ ] Looks great at evaluation time
[ ] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around
[ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch



Performance

[ ] Works like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it for him
[ ] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time
[ ] Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
[ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a f*cking coma

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