Monks

Observing a vow of silence, a monk was allowed to speak only two words every five years. One monk on his fifth year said: "coffee's weak"....On his tenth year he said: "bread's stale"....
On his fifteenth year he said: "porage cold"....On his twenty year anniversary he said:... "I quit!"..In a rage,the head monk stood up and yelled "Well I'm not surprised, ever since you have been here, you have done nothing but complain!"

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