Universal Laws
UNIVERSAL LAWS - Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. - Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. - Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. - Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. - Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). - Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. - Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. - Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. - Law of Biomechanics - The severity of th...