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A New Enemy part 2

Well it seems like card has already been dealt on yoga issue as Muslims in Perak will be barred from practicing yoga following the National Fatwa Council’s edict that the practice is haram (Illegal)... That's great the Perak Religious Department director said the state would abide by the decision of the council to disallow Muslims from practicing yoga so does that mean back to taking drugs, lepaking (Loitering) and being Mat Rempit? Those do-do head that make these decision sure make us citizen feel safe huh??I wonder what's next?Ban on workout or aerobics too cuz it will let people to have a better body??I think that would be the next move!!300million sperms and the retarded ones that's got away and now sitting on the director position..wow!!un-freaking-believable!! Even Muslims themselves are shock,disappointed and confuse about the decisions made by the National Fatwa Council.Yoga that is being taught in yoga centres nationwide only concentrates on techniques and has not...

My addiction

Yes...it has been awhile since I last taste it...... It has been awhile since I last pay for it..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed it.... It has been awhile since I last addiction to it...... It has been awhile since I last call for it.............. It has been awhile since I last longing for it........ It has been awhile since I last saw it..... It has been awhile since I last i could hold my head up high..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed with the company of my friends..... It has been awhile since I last enjoyed my friends paying for it....... It has been awhile since I last woke up from it.... It has been awhile since I last smelt it............. Yes...It has been awhile since I had any alcohol consumption....It goes by many different names ranging from average joe blow like Carlsberg, Tiger, Heineken, san miguel,corona to more elegant names like hennessy, Jack Daniel, Johnny Walker, Vodka, Martini and so forth so forth..but the bottom line is..it gets u drunk n...

Little Johnny

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off

A New Enemy

Yes, the society today has a new enemy. Enemy that so powerful yet it has many followers. Enemy that so fearful is impossible to stop it's movement..It is so dangerous to the point it might be on the top 1 wanted list in the Interpol, CIA and FBI. Is not al Qaeda, Armed Islamic Group,Abu Sayyaf or Tamil tigers..is yoga!!!!yes you heard me is yoga!!yoga is the enemy!!! Is amazing how butt heads in Malaysia make a fuzz about yoga. Muslim and church group is making a fuzz about it..yes finally Muslim and church groups found something in common to hate besides each other and the Jews- The Evil Yoga Empire!! Let the evil yoga empire burn in hell!!!How dare yoga practitioner corrupts the mind and body of the today's society!! I'm sure those are the same people that has an IQ no higher than their coffee cup and couldn't find their ass with their hands even they are sitting it! I'm sure the fate of the yoga practitioner will be swift and just!!!To hell with Yoga!!What a bun...

Coupons

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Above coupons were taken from an interesting website to spice up any relationship or just plain having fun. http://www.givecoupons.com/ Is fun,easy,sweet,funky,short and straight to the point. Have fun!!!I know I would.

Black Magic

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Wanted criminals shot dead If you were in the 16th until late 18th century or depending on how fast one nation grow a brain one would have fear bout black magic or believe in hocus-pocus she-bang. But then again in the 21st century if you are un-educate, 3rd world country cockroach with illegal citizenship in other country then probably is easy for one to depend on black magic for daily source of living. Especially if you are from Indonesia and the only way black magic can be put in good use is by committing criminal sprees. Well shit happens is all we can say to the four numb nuts Indon criminals who believe in black magic. Those numb-skull criminal who believe they were immune against weapons and the long arm of the law found it the hard way that whoever sold them the idea of the power of the black magic and its protection is a load of bull crap!! It must be a Kodak moment when Indon criminal roaches found out that their so called witchery is no match for good old fashion police fir...

Keep up the good work!!!

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Picture worth a thousand word..in this case it shows how creative can Malaysian driver be when coming to parking.Malaysian must have redefine the art of parking and double parking..is just a matter of time before the proud owner of the smart car receive a Darwin award..God's delay is not God's denial. Let's all pray and hope for the safety and sake of others, that that creative car-parker remove him or herself from the human gene pool.. I'm sure he/she can think of a very creative ways to kill him/herself...