Angry Rodent

UNIVERSAL LAWS - Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. - Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. - Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. - Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. - Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). - Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. - Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. - Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. - Law of Biomechanics - The severity of th...

Jack Bauer is a character in the TV Series 24. 24 is a show where every second in the show is equal to every second in 'reality'. That means that in an 1 hour episode (45 mins less the commercials), it actually shows the events which took place during that particular 1 hour during the day. As there are 24 hours in a day, that translates to 24 episodes in 24 - that's a season (or a 'Day'). So here's top ten fun facts of Jack Bauer:- 10. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. 9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. 8. If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands. 7. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 6. If you break one of Jack Bauer's ribs, he'll ...

A very iconic figure to some of us...That is 1/10 scale Rockman (Mega Man) figure by Kotobukiya. Is a model kit and it looks sharp and cool..

9 Most Annoying Types Of People On Facebook. Let's admit it, you are probably 1 of them... Here are 9 of the most annoying types of people you will find on Facebook.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It ! (5) Loud sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and...

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -'Is that one word or two?'

An elderly man in Queensland , Australia had owned a large property. For several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten-liter bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the croco...