Tiger Wood Last stand
With all the hype on Tiger Wood's life and now there's a Singaporean Tiger woods too, I guess deep down the world just really need to get a move on and get a life.He is just a man,a man is as faithful as his option no more no less...so below is what Tiger Wood should have said to the scum-blood-sucking-hypocrite leeches a.k.a the world...In fact I would recommend it to anyone who needs to get on with their life back on track...
What Tiger should have said: To my wife, I'm sorry. I fraked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup.. get sorted bitch
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my schnauzer is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Frak all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.
To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You fraks come out ripping me when I've put more money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-freaking-Parnavik? Give me a freaking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
What Tiger should have said: To my wife, I'm sorry. I fraked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup.. get sorted bitch
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my schnauzer is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Frak all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.
To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You fraks come out ripping me when I've put more money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-freaking-Parnavik? Give me a freaking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
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