Angry Rodent

Dear beloved readers, Eclipse is coming the eclipse is coming!!Run!!Hide!!Die!!!Many Indian astrologers say this week's total solar eclipse is a bad omen that will bring violence and turmoil across the world. Bunch of lies from a stupid, retarded dumb muthafrakers!!! These soothsayers and so called astrologers are primarily looking for opportunities to enhance their business with predictions of danger and calamity. On Wednesday 22nd July 2009, the moon will come between the Earth and the sun, completely blocking out the sun, and astronomers, scientists and secularists are trying to play down claims of evil in connection with this natural phenomenon but nooooo…not for some Indian astrologers. According to Hindu mythology, the two demons Rahu and Ketu are said to "swallow" the sun during eclipses, snuffing out its life-giving light and causing food and water to be unfit to drink. Prayers, fasting and ritual bathing, particularly in holy rivers, are encouraged, while pregna...

Here's a thought that I would like to share it with all of you. Agree or disagree with as you will as it depends on how one view/treasure the little things in life. DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON? Many people especially woman asked a common question "Did I married the right person. Or is this Mr.Right. How does one know if he or she is married to the right person?' Here's the answer. EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse / partner . You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies (unconventional behavior/habit) .. Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called 'falling' in love... Because it's happening TO YOU. People in love sometimes say, 'I was swept of my feet.' Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '. The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''. The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '. The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?' She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God !....