Work environment

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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up:

@ PRISON

@ WORK
You spend most of your
time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON
You spend most of your
time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ WORK
You get three meals a
day, fully paid for

@ PRISON
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ WORK
For good behavior,
you get time off
For good behavior,
you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK
You must carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself

@ WORK
You can watch TV
and play games

@ PRISON
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ WORK
They allow your family
and friends to visit

@ PRISON
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no
work required

@ PRISON
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
They're called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY
WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

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