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Well it seems like card has already been dealt on yoga issue as Muslims in Perak will be barred from practicing yoga following the National Fatwa Council’s edict that the practice is haram (Illegal)... That's great the Perak Religious Department director said the state would abide by the decision of the council to disallow Muslims from practicing yoga so does that mean back to taking drugs, lepaking (Loitering) and being Mat Rempit? Those do-do head that make these decision sure make us citizen feel safe huh??I wonder what's next?Ban on workout or aerobics too cuz it will let people to have a better body??I think that would be the next move!!300million sperms and the retarded ones that's got away and now sitting on the director position..wow!!un-freaking-believable!! Even Muslims themselves are shock,disappointed and confuse about the decisions made by the National Fatwa Council.Yoga that is being taught in yoga centres nationwide only concentrates on techniques and has not...

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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening. Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off

Yes, the society today has a new enemy. Enemy that so powerful yet it has many followers. Enemy that so fearful is impossible to stop it's movement..It is so dangerous to the point it might be on the top 1 wanted list in the Interpol, CIA and FBI. Is not al Qaeda, Armed Islamic Group,Abu Sayyaf or Tamil tigers..is yoga!!!!yes you heard me is yoga!!yoga is the enemy!!! Is amazing how butt heads in Malaysia make a fuzz about yoga. Muslim and church group is making a fuzz about it..yes finally Muslim and church groups found something in common to hate besides each other and the Jews- The Evil Yoga Empire!! Let the evil yoga empire burn in hell!!!How dare yoga practitioner corrupts the mind and body of the today's society!! I'm sure those are the same people that has an IQ no higher than their coffee cup and couldn't find their ass with their hands even they are sitting it! I'm sure the fate of the yoga practitioner will be swift and just!!!To hell with Yoga!!What a bun...

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Wanted criminals shot dead If you were in the 16th until late 18th century or depending on how fast one nation grow a brain one would have fear bout black magic or believe in hocus-pocus she-bang. But then again in the 21st century if you are un-educate, 3rd world country cockroach with illegal citizenship in other country then probably is easy for one to depend on black magic for daily source of living. Especially if you are from Indonesia and the only way black magic can be put in good use is by committing criminal sprees. Well shit happens is all we can say to the four numb nuts Indon criminals who believe in black magic. Those numb-skull criminal who believe they were immune against weapons and the long arm of the law found it the hard way that whoever sold them the idea of the power of the black magic and its protection is a load of bull crap!! It must be a Kodak moment when Indon criminal roaches found out that their so called witchery is no match for good old fashion police fir...

Picture worth a thousand word..in this case it shows how creative can Malaysian driver be when coming to parking.Malaysian must have redefine the art of parking and double parking..is just a matter of time before the proud owner of the smart car receive a Darwin award..God's delay is not God's denial. Let's all pray and hope for the safety and sake of others, that that creative car-parker remove him or herself from the human gene pool.. I'm sure he/she can think of a very creative ways to kill him/herself...

Bright Idea blow up fast!! 7th November 2008:Malacca, Malaysia: Macgyver is laid-back, extremely resourceful, highly intelligent, optimistic secret agent of a action hero that we all came to love in the mid 80s. Thomas Alva Edison was an American inventor and businessman who developed many devices that greatly influenced life around the world. However Macgyver is a fictional character that was created to entertain TV viewers and Thomas Alva Edison never tempt fate by fusing both cooking gas with vehicle under the guise of saving fuel. Both of the latest Darwin Award nominee brothers Mohd Hailmi Ishak, self-employed electrician, age 25 and Rosli Ishak, also electrician, age 30 model themselves from following the footsteps of Mr.Macgyver and Thomas Edison with a bang. Both of them are very resourceful like Macgyver and electrician and inventor like Thomas Edison. However both of this “geniuses” lack of common sense makes up in creativity by removing themselves from the gene pool. Both Da...

Finally, the world that makes sense!!!Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Raja Kamarudin was released from his two-year detention under the Internal Security Act!!!!He's free!!! Now it would be a perfect world if someone bring Home Minister to justice for abuse of power!!!Not only he abuse his power for his own political purpose but also bring fear to the public with his gestapo a.k.a ISA and lie to the public about his actions under the guise of national security. Come on dude!!!Raja Petra Raja Kamarudin is a writer not a terrorist!!He fight with his pen not with guns!!! Terrorist can be split up into six categories. 1.Civil Disorders – A form of collective violence interfering with the peace, security, and normal functioning of the community. 2.Political Terrorism – Violent criminal behaviour designed primarily to generate fear in the community, or substantial segment of it, for political purposes. 3.Non-Political Terrorism – Terrorism that is not aimed at political purposes but whi...

How to tender your resignation letter. Below are some samples of how to write a creative resignation letter.It should be short yet simple and no feelings attach to it. Sample number 1, short to the point but not formal. Sample number 2, a bit more detail but still not that formal yet. Sample number 3, comes to people as a crybaby. Whiner. a whinging Pom!!! Sample number 4, really means business!!

Behold the best parenting skills of the year...I bet his kids must be very very proud of having such father, using the baby stroller to replace the supermarket cart.. I wonder does the dad ever thought of replacing his baby with a few cabbage and plus some pineapple?I mean hey, who needs the baby right..so dump the baby or place the baby at the frozen meat section and create more space for more stuffs to buy right?I'm sure his parents taught him that unique parenting skills and he is now practicing it to his kids.Maybe, just maybe if his baby is lucky the baby might get picked up by someone and to be sold for RM1.50 per kg... I wouldn't be surprise if the kid grew up angry and plotting to kill the dad.. I wonder what was going through the dad's mind when he was placing the food onto his baby stroller with the baby in it??Did the dad does other things to the baby too e.g rob a bank or jewelry shop with the baby tie in front of his chest as a bullet proof vest?Or Hang the bab...

I personally reckon that all employee appraisal form should be as simple ans easy as this one: Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold. Knowledge [ ] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff [ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous [ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous [ ] Freaking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ Accuracy [ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with girls [ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass [ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten [ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice Attitude [ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently [ ] Brown nose in good standing [ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop [ ] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will Reliability [ ] A really dependable little cocksucker [ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time [ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the f*cking door...

The International Council of Man Laws. 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the we...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff,...

This kid can and will go very very far in life..

Well all, I wrote a poem back in the year 2000..yes...i have feelings too...I wrote it and kept it to myself cuz i thought it was kinda lame and stupid as well..but hey the world these day are fill with lame and stupid person and 1 of them actually is running our country!!!!So here goes.. The Red roses are everyone's favorites, No matter your skin,religion or age, Every year on those special day, someone will sent them tied to a beautiful bouqet. For me it does not matter what the occasion is, Everyday is a special day for me, From the moment that I was born,till the very end of my life. I live my life with full of joy, from day till the night. If someone ask me how to express my love and all, I'll say:" I love you like the years before, as every moment I share with you, You are the only one in my view. Love you even more today then yesterday and always forever more. Cuz every time I'm in pain, You'll kiss my all my problems away. I dare not imagine the world witho...