Friends

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Military Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS

MILITARY FRIENDS

Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week

Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met

Never ask for food

Are the reason you have no food

Call your parents Mr and Mrs

Call your parents Mum and Dad

Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong

Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Mate...we stuffed up ...but what a giggle?

Have never seen you cry

Cry with you

Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

Keep your stuff so long they forget it is yours

Know a few things about you

Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind

Would knock on your door

Walk right in and say, 'I'm home, got any beer!

Share a few experiences

Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of

Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, 'You had better drink the rest of that, don't waste it. Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed

Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you

Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain

Know where you buried the body

Helped you bury the body

Will call you "mate" as a term of endearment

Will call you "Wanker" "Tosser" as a term of endearment

Are for a while

Are for life

Will ignore this

Will forward this to their military mates

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