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KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 30 (Bernama) -- Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi on Thursday clarified that the actual price for the intended purchase of Eurocopter helicopters was RM1.67 billion. He said the "round up" figure of RM1.7 billion given earlier was a mistake...yes Mr.Abdullah the lame..RM1.67 billion and RM1.7 billion may be not far apart in digits or numbers but in the actual ringgit and cent is a heck lot of money!!! Is not like RM1.70 and you said is was only RM2.00 after rounding it up.Or maybe the rounding up figure has your pocket money in it??A bit sore huh for not getting your cut unlike the your deputy prime minister the limp got out from the whole deal and every deal while he was in the defense ministry chair. That was the 1st foul up that the lame prime minister did.(Let's all give him the benefits of the doubt here ok..) the 2nd foul up was he mention that Armed Forces Should Equip Themselves With Modern Weaponry Skills.. KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 30 (Be...

Alcohol may impaired one judgment, drugs is bad for health; but if one combine the two together then we might just have a Darwin award winner. (26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water. Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap. Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket. source from www.darwinawards.com

Have anyone of you have one of those days where you just want to be alone and there's always a pesky bug who actually don't get the clue??They can't compute the simple sentence leave me alone. Top ten way or things to say to get rid of them pesky bug! 10.shoo.... 9.come closer and feel my bite.... 8.talk to the hand..... 7.grrrrr........(add drooling for a better effect) 6.i'm hungry,hope u taste like chicken..r u vegetarian?(laugh with them for while and say)...i'm serious...(add the serious look and make u stomach sound for great effects) 5.someone here sure smells bad with a capital "B" in it!! 4.u smell that??(fart and smile at them)... 3.So whats on the "extras" menu tonight? 2.Do you want to see the back of your ears without using a mirror??(smile at them while you are playing with any sharp objects e,g knife, pen etc) 1 (laugh hysterically and smack ur forehead) then said" stop it u 2" (and continue to giggle)....

Here’s and interesting news that I came across in Tokyo a 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police. According the news report: ”The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.” Who the heck in their right track of mind is that piss off to do such heinous crime!!Quickly, someone call batman to save our soul..Call Iron man…Obviously this women is a few fries short of a happy meal or a she is depriving a village somewhere of a moron! She said and I quote:"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," as sh...

"I just got an idea"..Is probably the 5 most dreadful word in English language. Especially when i use it. Not saying that is a good or great idea, and i am diffidently not saying is a bad idea idea either; is just an idea and that's how we roll. So my idea for my blog is to do a top ten list of anything or everything. So here we go for today's top ten list is top ten "ways to annoy people in the elevator": 1.start crying and say "i'm claustrophobia"... 2.sing the "sesame street" theme song until u reach your intended floor... 3.said"is it me or is the elevator is getting slower?" 4.yell out:"who farted" even if no one did... 5.look at someone cheekily and said"i know you're gonna fart in here.." 6.yell out:"beam me up,scottie!" 7.call out "tickets please" to everyone that got in the elevator... 8.said out loud:" i hope that last cable doesn't snap before i get off.." ...

Fitness Reps The British Military writes Evolution Personnel Reports which are officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206s".... - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - I would not breed from this Officer. - This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. - When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. - He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. - He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. - Technically sound, but socially impossible. - This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - Always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. - This young lady has delusions of adequacy. - When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged conside...

There was a man who had two friends. One just passed away and another was on his way to Hawaii on a plane. The man had someone send each of his friend a card. One to the man on the plane and one to the funeral.The person who was to send the cards got them mixed up. The friend on the plane got a card saying "Sorry you died in a plane crash" The funeral got the card saying "where you are going is very hot"

Observing a vow of silence, a monk was allowed to speak only two words every five years. One monk on his fifth year said: "coffee's weak"....On his tenth year he said: "bread's stale".... On his fifteenth year he said: "porage cold"....On his twenty year anniversary he said:... "I quit!"..In a rage,the head monk stood up and yelled "Well I'm not surprised, ever since you have been here, you have done nothing but complain!"

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

If you were wonder where I got them random questions than wonder no more, I got these random questions from my blog under the edit profile section. And if you were wondering why I get these question than please feel free to let me know to, cuz I seriously have no freaking clue on why do I even do this. So here are some of the random questions that good old bloggy generate. I know I should have stop at 10 but hey let’s have some fun here. So below are some random in no particular order and me trying my very best to answer them all to my very best, creative and honest opinion. Rate them and tell which 1 you like. 1.Random Question: Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood? My answer: neither. Is this a trick question? 2.Random Question: When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy? My answer: 1 too many times...why are you jealous?? 3.Random Question: The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new sty...

Snowmobiles and alcohol are a dangerous mix.Hence the saying don't drink and drive even if it is a snow-mobile.Then came the rabbit into the equation. After a day spent partying and racing snowmobiles in the wilderness, a group of snow-mobilers were headed back to their cabin, when up popped a jackrabbit! They gave chase. Several collisions were narrowly averted, and so all the snowmobiles backed off... except one daring speed racer. This snow-mobiler kept his eye on the quarry and rapidly closed in. The rabbit darted aside to save itself. The snow-mobiler closed in again. The rabbit ran toward the road, where there was less snow. Trying to ram his rabbit before it crossed the road, the man accelerated to Mach 1. But the rabbit had other ideas. It darted into the culvert beneath the road. Witnesses stated that the snow-mobiler never even braked. There was a metallic crunch as the accelerating vehicle rammed into the culvert, followed by a blast that shattered the snowmobile into a ...

Till Death do us part. (7th October, 2008 Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia) If you are a demolition specialist then there are a few things or check list that you would keep in mind to ensure yours and others safety for health reasons. The basic check lists (in no particular orders) are: 1. Safety, meaning don’t bring work back home and follow proper procedure. 2. Emotional check, meaning if you are having your mood swings on that day is in everyone best interest you take a day off and not to tempt fate with your resentment or depression state. 3. Marital issues, meaning don’t bring work back home and tempt with fate with mood swings base on any martial issues. 4. Job description, meaning if you are a fishermen then you shouldn’t be using or working around any explosive ordnance in the 1st place. And of course lastly 5. Having a good solid common sense or knowledge, meaning grow a brain or get a brain and use it wisely. As our latest Darwin award candidate from Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia wh...

From www.darwinawards.com (2 February 2008, New York) A 50-year-old man was bird hunting in Upstate New York with his buddies and his faithful canine companion. They stopped for a smoke, and his dog found a deer leg bone! The man tried to take the bone away, but like any right thinking dog, the animal would not relinquish its treasure. He stayed just out of reach. Frustrated with this blatant show of disobedience, the man grabbed his loaded shotgun by the muzzle and began wielding it like a club. Each time he swung it, the dog dodged. Suddenly the "club" struck the ground and fired, shooting the man in the abdomen. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where he died from his injuries. He did remain conscious long enough to confirm this account to police; otherwise, his poor friends might now be under suspicion! At least he didn't hit the dog.

Another Darwin contender. (25 March 2007, Oregon) Anthony was stopped for speeding. The 20-year-old was driving a vehicle that checked out as stolen in Idaho. The deputy called for backup, and placed the suspect in a patrol car. Here, Anthony had his first great idea! He thought he could outsmart the police, a notion that often proves harmful to the perp. While the officers had their backs turned, Anthony managed to move his handcuffed hands from behind to in front of his body. His second great idea was to wiggle through the small window to the front seat of the patrol car. His third great idea? He drove off in the patrol car, nevermind the State Patrol officers and deputies from two counties. Naturally, Anthony wished to elude pursuit. He did so by driving 90 mph, passing some cars and forcing others off the road. He was rapidly approaching the city of Lakeview when he encountered spike strips placed in his way by the police. But not even the setback of flat tires slowed him down. He ...

Couple beaten to death by kin KUALA LUMPUR, 2008 3rd October: Problems occurs in our everyday life and society has their own individual ways of dealing with their personal problems. Some decide to deal with indirectly while other deal with it in a direct approach manner. As the latest Darwin award winner found out the hard way and decide to deal with the personal problems in a direct hard-core approach manner. A Malaysian couple apparently have found and agreed to an “alternative treatment” to rid them of their problems everlastingly by their relative during the coming festive season. The brain damage of a relative “doctor” who let’s assume for the greater good of society, never graduate from any medical school or have the sightless clue of human anatomy uses helmets and broomsticks as the “recommended” prescription to end their problems and as well as their lives. The victims/clients Mohd Ibrahim Kader Mydin(which by the way is his real name), 47, a cell phone dealer(real occupation),...

Yes..yes..is a few years back but hey since when stupidity ever expire right??.. (12 April 2004, Netherlands) Certain land animals have evolved over the millennia to use speed in the pursuit of prey or avoidance of predators. The cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) can run as fast as 60 mph over the plains of Africa, and the pronghorn antelope (Antilocapra americana) can reach 55 mph over the plains of North America. Humans (Homo sapiens) are not among these animals built for speed. The very fastest human can achieve a maximum sprint of 16 mph for short distances. So things were bound to go wrong when a 19-year-old male, driving the A67 highway near the Dutch town of Blerick, sought to impress his two passengers by putting his car on cruise control at 20 mph, getting out of the car, and running alongside it. He planned to jump back in and drive on, but the moment his feet hit the ground, he fell over and slammed headfirst into the asphalt. He was admitted to the hospital with severe brain damag...