The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. “Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy,” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you. We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty.” “Well, Paddy,” Sarkozy replied, “This is indeed important news. How big is your army?” “Right now,” says Paddy, after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eleven.” Sarkozy paused. “I must tell you, paddy that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command.” “Begoora!” says Paddy. “I’ll have to ring you back.” Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. “Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!” “And what equipment would that be paddy?” Sarkozy asks. “Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy’s farm tractor.” Sarkozy sigh...