Dog food
Bob got 2 dogs. He recently bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.
On impulse, Bob told her that no, that in fact he was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 25 kgs before he woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in both arms.
Bob told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load her pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time she feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
Bob notice that by now practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with Bob's story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if Bob ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the food. Bob told her, no, it was because he'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking his arse and a car hit him.
One guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. After hearing it.
Stupid idiot.. why else would I buy dog food?!?bob said...
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog.
On impulse, Bob told her that no, that in fact he was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 25 kgs before he woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IV's in both arms.
Bob told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load her pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time she feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
Bob notice that by now practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with Bob's story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if Bob ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the food. Bob told her, no, it was because he'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking his arse and a car hit him.
One guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. After hearing it.
Stupid idiot.. why else would I buy dog food?!?bob said...
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