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The Grinch's New Year Resolution

Yes, like everyone else in this world;I the Grinch also have a shit list or as known as the new year resolution for the new year. Even with the economic downturn and such my shit list is or may not govern by the effects. Here's my shit list in no particular order:- - Lose Weight = economy downturn need to cut down on my spending and hustle people for food or ask others to pay for my meal. What a great weight loss program.. - Gain Weight = don't think the world needs to Santa. - Pay Off Debt/s = might venture into debt collecting career. - Save Money = need to ask or find people to pay for my things/meal/drinks gladly..a great way to save money... - Get a Better Job = what more better job then being a Grinch? - Get Fit = yes need more stamina to pull pranks these days... - Eat Right = yes, you pay for my meal and I'll eat right, right in front of you that is.. - Get a Better Education = Is there a master Grinch course that I didn't know about? - Drink less Alcohol = the ...

How the Grinch is gonna welcome the new year with you..

When the clock strikes twelve on December 31st, people all over the world cheer and wish each other a very Happy New Year. For some, this event is no more than a change of a calendar. For others, the New Year symbolizes the beginning of a better tomorrow..It is that time of the year again, where we all become a year older, where we sent hundreds if not thousands of sms to greet our friends and families a new year, where we embrace the new year with hopes and dreams of our last year’s hopes and dreams..yes, is the new year, a dawn of a new year, a beginning of new day…..yay…The first day of the Gregorian year.. Some of us are preparing a very long list of new year’s resolution while others tend to carry forward the old resolution dust off the dusts and cobwebs and try to avoid it entirely again in the new year so that they can repeat the same process, the same 1 day determination for next year..and there are those who don’t even bother with a new year resolution to start with or the say...

Bedtime stories..zzzzzzzzzzz.zzz...zzzz

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Yes, here i thought the hype of the new Adam Sandler movie is gonna be great. Well is great for a quick nap in the cinema. Overall the movie is very boring, acting skills are somewhere over the top at times. Ok, here's the scoop of what's up with bedtime stories..Marty Bronson (Jonathan Pryce) who raises his son and daughter on his own has to sell his homey motel to clever Barry Nottingham (Richard Griffiths) who promises to make Marty's son manager, when he's grown up and has proven himself. Nottingham pulls down the motel to raise a pricey hotel. Although grown up, Marty's son Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) works as a janitor and general servant, but unlikely as it seems, he still dreams of becoming the manager. When Nottingham announces a brand-new gigantic hotel project, he makes his future son-in-law, base Kendall (Guy Pierce), manager, shattering Skeeter's dream. At the same time Skeeter's sister Wendy (Courtney Cox) has to leave town for a job intervi...

Monkey Business

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I always wanted to see movie about apes going outer space and do some monkey business and I wish came true..I present you space chimps. Ok the story about space chimps in a nut shell when a $3.7 billion NASA probe disappears into an intergalactic wormhole, the agency recruits Ham III (Andy Samberg), grandson of the the first chimpanzee in space, to help retrieve the wayward craft. However, Ham is a free-spirited circus performer more interested in zero-gravity hijinks than living up to his illustrious heritage. The simian slacker becomes a reluctant hero and learns the true meaning of courage as he and his crewmates, the fearless Luna (Cheryl Hines) and their uptight commander, Titan (Patrick Warburton), risk everything in an effort to save the peaceful inhabitants of a distant planet from the evil dictator Zartog (Jeff Daniels). Is a so so movie for me personally, there are some funny moments in the movie. Bring your kids along if you have any to enjoy the show. For me personally, is ...

IP Sifu...

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Ip Man adapted from the life story of Yip Man, the grandmaster of the Wing Chun style of kung fu and sifu of legendary kung fu superstar Bruce Lee. This movie will be the first important record of the master's life. Ip's persistent devotion to Wing Chun is a classic example of the love and respect shown to wushu and the freedom and spirit it represents. Ip Man is a concept, a spirit, a way of thinking - and it exemplifies a new peak in Hong Kong's wushu movies. It was a great experience for me to watch that movie, and when i said great i don't use the word lightly. My great movies in the year 2008 was Iron man and the dark knight. A brief history of sifu Yip as below:Yip Man (traditional Chinese: 葉問; simplified Chinese: 叶问 1 October 1893-2 December 1972) was the first martial arts master to teach the Chinese martial art of Wing Chun openly. He had several students who later became martial arts teachers in their own right, including Bruce Lee. The movie itself fulfill or...

Me Caveman think me stupidly smart.

Stupidity never cease to amaze me in politics, religion,personal encounter,sport or wherever you can catch a glimpse of stupidity at work. In Malaysia is no diffrent with the exception of there's might be more stupidity at work then other country.Is debatable but let's keep that in another topic shall we?? So some where in Malaysia,George Town, Penang to be exact an example of stupidity at work when some high and mighty religious nut case decided that the I-Dance street dancing competition which begins Saturday 20th Dec 2008 can go on, but no Muslim participants should be allowed in the competition. The state PAS Youth chief Mohamed Hafiz Mohamed Nordin said the organizer must cancel the competition if it is open to Muslims. He said and I quote: “We will not be bothered if the competition is just merely catering to non-Muslims,” After leading more than 500 PAS members and representatives of non-governmental organisations (NGOs) in a peaceful protest in front of Masjid Jamek Ka...

Gym Bigalow the Philippino gigolo

Well it looks like the gym that i frequently do my workouts has some very interesting facts or story to tell..And I'm here to blog or bring you the readers some Christmas stories...One of this interesting fact is concerning the occupation or employment of not 1 but 2 particular individuals. I've no idea what's their name and for the sake of the readers on my blog let's give a name those 2 gigolos. The old with experience one we shall call him Bob Sr. and the young with a shoulder length hair we shall named him Bob Jr. Common slang terms for males involved in prostitution include "escorts", "man-whores" or "man-sluts", "rentboys", "hustlers", "working boys", "trade", "call-boys", and "gigolos". Slang terms from other regions include: * gandoo (sub-continent) * hímringyó (Hungarian) * taxi boys (Argentina and to a lesser extent in Chile) * pinguero (Cuba) * chaper...

New words to be added for the Year 2008

As the new year is coming, I would like to take the time to reflect on the words used or describe things in life. With a dash of hopes and a sprinkle of dreams I do hope that these new words would be dobbed into the Webster dictionary . * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER... A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SINBAD. Si...

How's your day?

I do spend a fair amount of time in my work days just waiting for some lard brain to decide to work on the day.Is frustrating but never the least I have to endure it. My boss whose by the way I'm lucky to work with is very understanding and patient about the situation. Even so I like to believe that, everyone has his or hers limits. I've tried many different tactics and yet it never seems to phase me that an adult whose married with a few kids perhaps just never get bored of being told off on what's their roles and responsibility within the organization. No team work between the unit, no cooperation among the staffs; is seriously not my task to babysit them but I do feel like I'm a father to them. After a while one does get bore with their attitude, and some how or some where i need to draw every ounce of strength within me to continue the fight. Is an uphill struggle. Does they even feel guilty for getting paid their monthly salary for sitting on their arse all day lon...

I'm the shadow that haunts you during the night!!!

Criminals are coward and superstitious. And secondly crime doesn't pay.A burglar entered a house-turned-grocery shop, thinking he was in for a killing. He nearly got himself killed instead. A nominee for the Darwin Award I think. A true story from the local Sunday newspaper and what a way to start one's Sunday.. The owner, who was away to celebrate Hari Raya Haji returned home 3 days later only to find the burglar trapped in the house for 72 hours without food and water.The intruder was fatigued and dehydrated when the owner and his wife returned to the shop.The couple, in their early 50s, found the burglar lying in a room, clasping his hands in an apologetic gesture for his wrongdoing. The saying "never kick a dog when it's down" does and has been apply to this scenario so instead of calling the police,the owner decided to call an ambulance to rush the burglar to the nearest hospital. If were up to me, I might just lock him up in that house again and say bye-bye ...

I want my 1 hour and 50mins back!!!!

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In 1951, a sci-fi hallmark (and wry commentary on the political climate of the 1950s), The Day the Earth Stood Still is less concerned with special effects than with its potent message. A humanoid messenger (Michael Rennie) from another world lands in Washington, D.C., with a warning to Earth's people to cease their violent behavior. But panic erupts when Rennie is shot by a nervous soldier and his robot companion, Gort, begins to destroy the capital. Now in 2008 with the latest and greatest Hollywood brains, special effects and technology, Renowned scientist Dr. Helen Benson finds herself face to face with an alien called Klaatu, who travels across the universe to warn of an impending global crisis. She and her estranged stepson Jacob quickly discover the deadly ramifications of Klaatu's claim that he is a friend to the Earth.Now Helen must find a way to convince the entity who was sent to destroy us that mankind is worth saving--but it may be too late. But I fear it is alread...

Holy Crap Die hard 5 is around the corner.

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Suspected JI terrorists released from ISA, a terrorist that allegedly housed several terrorists involved in the September 2001 attacks on the United States is release..under whose authority??the home ministry?the deputy prime minister? the prime minister?or was there a voting hotline like the one we saw and came to loved on American Idol?i wonder whats the voting option like??press 1 for release him press 2 for throwing away the keys and lock him in the dungeon.press 3 if you are not sure. Are we even safe with those things out on the streets??yes, he had shown remorse and repentance after almost seven years of rehabilitation. Doesn't meant he really mean it..Of all you know, his playing possum, waiting for the right moment to plan his next move of attack!!!He's playing ISA like a chum!!He was released on several conditions. He has to report to the police regularly and cannot leave Selangor without police permission..yeah..once he got the routine down in his little note book......

Reality smack me in the face..again...

Back to work again after a nice long leave..I hate to go back to work but, gotta do what i gotta to do.I'm the best at what i do but sometimes the best at what I do isn't very nice...Is such a drag to start work again after a long holidays then again my monthly salary does kinda motivate or erase or crush all thoughts of skipping work. Is not much but I do need to eat and in today's society we do exchange cash for goods...Not like to good old days where you can exchange a cow for some hams, beacons, cheese and some beers..(dun think they have beacons and cheese yet at those days).... Gosh dragging my ass out of the bed after long holidays is such a pain..but lucky I woke up to an angel so it makes thing less painful, more energetic and extremely happy..yes I'm nuts that way ladies and gentlemen... Is like I'm on my favorite drug and I'm addicted to it..and no is not the drug drug..is the good kinda drug e.g a person,a song,a photo,a baby,a DIY model-kit,a car,a ...

I tot i taw a putty cat!!I did, I did, I did taw a putty cat!!

I've put up all with all of them... I've had it with them..... I'm seriously gross out with them showing around... One more show and I ma loss it and I ma cut them off.... Yes I'm talking about the guys in my gym locker room that goes full nude...Yes is ok to be proud of your little pee pee but the last time i check, the gym locker that i used is not a nude gym..so please for god sake put on some undies or if you are too lazy wrap a towel over it. Is ok to pose in front of the mirror after you come out from the dry/wet sauna or even come out after shower..after all you did work very hard in the gym to get the body you want..but please, let me stress out please while posing in front of the mirror to admire your body be considerate to others as well..the rest of us don't have to be distracted by your fire hose dangling around!!!! Well since I'm at it let go full on alrite??Shave!!!We have the technology!!!You bushy mother-dick-pricks!!!Shave!!!cuz it looks like a ...

Top Ten counter for getting caught sleeping on job

Top ten counter for getting caught sleeping on job 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken ..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..." AND THE BEST OF ALL: 1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus name. Amen."

Hell freezes over

Why must you muck around with our lives?? Why must you piss us off?? Why must you be so lazy?? Was it fun to know that we are at your mercy?? Was it empowering to know that you have the final say?? Bloody hell, why the frak must I resend my fraking a simple email at least 7 times??Is just my weekly report or just a normal email to my colleague. It got bounce back at least 7 times..a simple mail that got bounce back on my microsoft outlook 7 times..the 1st and 2nd time is amusing i must say, but after the 3rd time i thing it just took much of jerking my balls!!! Well I've call Telekom and some help they provide.No one was there the whole day!!!Does anyone work any more??!!What a bunch of piss-head, lazy ass piss head..bunch of incompetence.. No-one in west Malaysia is facing the same problem as I do over here in KK,Sabah..Yes, Sabah is going ahead forward in time by going backward in technology...

Hell is is hot or cold

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today....